Funny Shayris

Funny Shayris

Aapke Jaisa Dost Khone Nahi Dunga,
Apko Mujse Alag Hone Nahi Dunga,
Roz Sms Kiya Karo Warna Aakhon Mein,
Mirchi Daal Dunga Aur Dhone Bhi Nahi Dunga...

Na Jaane Kab Koi Taara Toot Jaaye,
Na Jaane Kab Koi Aansu Aankh Se Chhoot Jaaye,
Kuch Pal Hamare Saath Bhi Has Lo,
Na Jaane Kab Tumhare Daant Toot Jaaye..!!

Zindgi Ki Har Ek Udaan Baaki Hai
Har Mod Pr Ek Imtihan Baki Hai
Abhi To Sirf Aap Hi Pareshan Hai Mujhse
Abhi To Pura Hindustan Baaki Hai…

Shaam Hote Hii Ye Dil Udaas Hota Hai
Toote Khwaboo Ke Siwa Kuch Na Pass Hota Hai
Tumahri Yaad Aise Waqt Bohat Aati Hai
Bandar Jab Koi Aas-Paas Hota Hai...

Pyaar Ke Geet Gaenge Hum,
Apni Ek Nayi Duniya Basaenge Hum,
Jo In Hawaaon Se Diya Bujh Gaya,
To Use Bech Kar Philips Ke Bulb Laye Ge Hum...!!

Dil Bana To Deewane Bane
Sharab Bani To Mehkhane Bane
Kuch To Baat Hai Aap Mein Bhi
Yoon Hi To Nahi PAGAL Khane Bane....

Pyaar Main Jo Kabhi Pakde Jaao….. 
Pyaar Main Jo Kabhi Pakde Jaao….. 
Der Na Karo,Foran Bhai-Bahen Ban Jaao….

Jab Dekha Unhone Tirchi Nazar Se,
Kasam Hhuda Ki Madhosh Ho Gaye Hum,
Par Jab Pata Chala Nazar PARMENANT Tirchi Hai,
To Wahi Pe Khade-Khade Behosh Ho Gaye Hum....

Zor se chali hawa udd gaye aap,
wah wah..
zor se chali hawa udd gaye aap,
phir..
phir kya

Ruk gayi hawa aur gir gaye aap.
Ha..Ha..Ha....

Devdas Ne Paaro Ke Ghar Ke Saamne
Susu Kar Diya,
Paro Ne Pucha, “Dev Ye Tune Kya Kar Diya?”
Devdas Bola, “Teri Bewafai Ne Itna Dard Diya Ki Aansuon Ne Apna Rasta Badal Diya.”